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curiooftheheart:
celtic-pyro:
just-shower-thoughts:
“Darth” is to Sith lords what “Lil” is to rappers.
Darth Wayne
Lil Plagueis
Yung Sidious

(via just-shower-thoughts)

25 Jan 2020 | 20,560 notes

I might not be the coolest, smartest or prettiest but for sure I’m the sleepiest.

(via teenagerposts)

21 Jan 2020 | 317,559 notes

Shut up mom, this isn’t a phase. this is the REAL me

(via may)

#me #yo #michi #bebejarano

21 Jan 2020 | 654,428 notes

tom holland’s spiderman: *exists*
venom:

(via her-bleeding-little-blue-boy)

21 Jan 2020 | 6,076 notes

ki-adi-money:
“ dr-algernop:
“ un-caffe-per-favore:
“ ginger-s-n-a-p:
“ humanjeff:
“the more I think about it, the more I am convinced that this counts as the most successful military maneuver of all time: they incurred NEGATIVE CASULTIES
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“Just...

20 Jan 2020 | 79,596 notes

anthonycrowley:

dilfyjuice:
anthonycrowley:
anthonycrowley:
i have an image i made last night while Not Sober that’s technically accurate but it mentions 9/11 so i will show it to you but you’re not allowed to get mad at me if you think it’s insensitive for mentioning 9/11
this image is accurate but i hate that i know that
Im so confused
gerard way personally witnessed the twin towers falling while on a ferry to new york city. this event inspired him to start my chemical romance. as a result, stephanie meyer used him and the band’s music for inspiration for twilight. as a result of that book, el james wrote a twilight fanfic that eventually became the best selling book fifty shades of grey.

20 Jan 2020 | 62,638 notes

alien-bean-branch:
amalishope:
When they say goodnight but you still see them online an hour later..
When you’re a good friend and know that sometimes your friend needs their own space and alone time

(via jyanp3)

20 Jan 2020 | 310,658 notes

just-shower-thoughts:

The truest sign we are getting “old” is when you feel hungover simply cause you stayed up too late… no booze, no drugs…. just stayed up till 2 am.

20 Jan 2020 | 1,132 notes

just-shower-thoughts:

The people who survive when Superman catches them at the last second from a huge fall must be super human too.

20 Jan 2020 | 538 notes

just-shower-thoughts:

Someday, the rocket that went to the moon might be compared to humans discovering fire

20 Jan 2020 | 712 notes